Looking like a lemon (or dehydrated pee) with salt, pepper, and a dash of demure 1950s housewife.
Believe it or don't believe it, but this outfit is totally wild child compared to the rest of the ladies in the teachers' room in their muted short sleeved sweaters (edgy!) and suit coordinates. Sometimes I feel like a lifelong 14 year old refusing to simmer down and fit in, but most of the time I'm content to sit around feeling smug that I'm the only female teacher at work who isn't wearing hose. And since I don't shave my legs, I am definitely the only female teacher parading her leg hair around at school.
Bring it on.