I came home around 7:45 tonight, heard a funny noise, went out, and found some random middle aged man had climbed onto my balcony and was crouching there doing god knows what. I yelled at him and he just apologized politely, jumped from the second floor to the ground, landed in some grass, and walked away.
I talked to the building manager and now I gotta go talk to the police. They're coming any minute.
God this sucks. I can't wait to get away for Christmas for 2 weeks.
Fear: appetite suppressant of the gods.